If there’s something I miss about college, it is bartering at the lunch table. Practically nothing was a lot more satisfying than trading a limp PB&J and apple slices for a Lunchable and Hot Cheetos. (I hear prison delivers a related rush, but I do not miss haggling that negative.) Wealthy, spoiled youngsters flaunting their junk meals had been constantly an quick target, as their good friends promoting Herbalife merchandise have subsequently discovered out.
Despite the fact that candy was nonetheless a rarity at college even for the wealthy and spoiled, other sweets weren’t. Twinkies, Fruit by the Foot and Squeezits had been all hot commodities, but 1 dyed, sugary treat outranked them all: Gushers. The immense quantity of corn syrup and colored goop was an immediate draw for youngsters. So naturally, some of these exact same qualities are an immediate draw for stoners.
A cross of Triangle Kush and a Gelato phenotype by the Bay Area’s Cookie Fam Genetics (the breeder that created Girl Scout Cookies so common), the Gushers cannabis strain has a deep background that consists of a Cookies lineage and old, mysterious Kush genetics from Florida. We’re all familiar with the staunch stone and sweet flavor of Cookies strains, but not practically as a lot of of us are acquainted with Kush strains out of Florida, such as Bubba and Triangle Kush — significantly much less know their history. And like something out of that state, issues get weird swiftly when you play with either of them.
If you like maintaining your hands in the Cookies jar at dispensaries, this Gelato offspring lines up with that flavor profile, with fruity, sugary elements that hang about prior to they’re washed out by an earthy blast of classic Kush. Even though the strain is not very fruity sufficient on the tongue for a name deserving of Gushers, I get attempting to remain on brand when breeding with Gelato or other Cookies offspring.
Gushers are not exclusive to the wealthy and spoiled table in the college cafeteria, either. Ajoya, Doc’s Apothecary, Drift, Euflora, Rocky Road, Silver Stem Fine Cannabis, Redeye Releaf, RiverRock, Solace Meds, the Stone and Xclusive Cannabis all carry some kind of the strain, and wholesale extractors and growers are sending it elsewhere about Colorado, as well.
Appears: If it weren’t for the intense dark-green and purple colors, Gushers buds would appear like pine cones, with dense oval and teardrop structures. But the strain’s purple tendencies, rusty pistils and heavy trichome coverage are as well vibrant.
Smell: Somewhat of a collision amongst new and old scents of the cannabis globe, with the initial sugary, candy-like aromas and creamy overtones followed by notes of wet soil, spicy herbs and cinnamon. The vanilla qualities of Kush strains and the creaminess of Cookies didn’t bridge that gap, as I’d hoped, but smelling a jar is nonetheless complicated and enjoyable.
Flavor: It definitely depends on the reduce, with some a lot more sweet and creamy, and other people a lot more dank, earthy and spicy. I choose some thing in amongst, like sweet grape and berry flavors followed by spicy vanilla and dirty pine.
Effects: Not very a 1-hit knockout, but euphoric and sedating nonetheless. The rapid bliss of Gushers would make me ignore a residence fire, relaxing me from my neck to my ankles. But that bliss quickly turns into pure sloth and gluttony, so take into account oneself warned. Healthcare individuals have utilised the strain to treat discomfort, sleeping and consuming problems, headaches and anxiety, amongst other ailments.
Household grower’s take: “Have some good friends in Sacramento who like this 1 a lot. Do not know how he was in a position to get ahold of it, mainly because I haven’t discovered seeds anyplace. Occasionally an employee in the develop can sneak out a reduce of the plant and turn it into some thing. Occasionally it is just all bullshit. The stuff I’ve had at the shop and what my buddy grows [both] get potent and thick, even though. Fantastic to appear at.”
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